What Did You See, Grandpa?

The other day I saw...
What did you see, Grandpa?
I saw a billy goat
In a bright red overcoat
Boxing with a blue kangaroo
Oh! You tell a good story
But it can’t be true
Silly Grandpa, I know it’s not true

The other day I saw...
What did you see, Grandpa?
I saw a chicken hawk
Jogging ‘round the block
In a pair of green running shoes
Oh! You tell a good story
But it can’t be true
Silly Grandpa, I know it’s not true

The other day I saw...
What did you see, Grandpa?
An elephant in tights
Beneath the pale moonlight
Prancing in a purple tutu
Oh! You tell a good story
But it can’t be true
Silly Grandpa, I know it’s not true

The other day I saw...
What did you see, Grandpa?
I saw an orange cat
Playing checkers with a rat
Sipping on a glass of witches brew
Oh! You tell a good story
But it can’t be true
Silly Grandpa, I know it’s not true

The other day I saw...
What did you see, Grandpa?
An old man with a nose
That grows and grows and grows
Whenever he says something untrue
Oh! You tell a good story
And I know it’s true
This time Grandpa, I know it was you