Kangarooster Bird

Listen children, have you heard
Of the kangarooster bird?
Had a rooster crest of red
On his kangaroo-like head
«Cockadoodle doo» he’d cry
This while jumping ten feet high!
Oh! how perfectly absurd
This funny kangarooster bird

Mrs. Kangarooster Bird
She laid soft-boiled eggs, I’ve heard
But when anyone came near
Hid them in her purse in fear
Ran away on bouncy legs
Then for lunch, made scrambled eggs
Oh! how perfectly absurd
This funny kangarooster bird